Извинете, ама јас искрено мислам дека големава тројка ја договориле работава уште на Драфтот 2003 .Еве како би изгледало сценариото како ПАРОДИЈА на тоа сто се случува во НБА и конкретно за овие тројца:

The morning after the draft night ’03. Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh are sitting in a restaurant in NY downtown and waiting for David Stern because he called them to tell them something important but they didn’t know what was the whole thing about.
After being 15 min late he showed up.

Stern: Good mornin’ niggaz whatz uuuppp ?!
They all stood up to greet him.

Bosh: Damn man why r u late?

Stern: Shut the fuck up nigga!

Bosh: Sorry, sir.[ starts crying ]

Wade: Forgive him, he’s a little emotional when someone shouts at him.

Stern: [to bosh] I’m sorry I didn’t mean it like that. [bosh smiles and stops crying]

LBJ: So, what’s the big DEAL ?

Stern: Let’s begin: You will play for these teams for 7 years….

Bosh: But, it’s too cold in Canada man.

Stern: Nigga I don’t care.

Wade: Sir, why do you command us?

Stern: Nigga this is just the beginning and for your information I’m God in the basketball world and you’ll do as I say.

LBJ: And than what?

Stern: Though you’ll play in your hometown, you wont win a ring because he [ points to wade] will.

Bosh,LBJ: WHAT? WHY?

Stern: Because I say so. And because I will bring Shaq in Miami.

Bosh: But whyy? Why do you separate Kobe and Shaq? The are doing great.

Stern: Because I said that I’m God in basketball world! And it will be just like I say. Let’s get back to the topic. I want you after 7 years to play together in one team.

Wade: Damn that sounds good!

LBJ: We’ll take him too [points to bosh]?

Stern: Yes.

LBJ: Why? He’s not as good as we are/

Stern: I know. But, he looks like Snoop Dogg.

Wade: Yeah he does.

Bosh: Thank you sir.

LBJ: In which team?

Stern: Well I havent decided yet, but I think it’s going to be the Miami Heat. However, its definitely not going to be the LA Clippers or Pelister Bitola.

Bosh: Why not?

Stern: Well you all know that I LOVE the Lakers.

Wade: But why not Pelister?

Stern: Nigga, they dont even have an airport.

Big 3: Aaaaaaaah.

Bosh: So that’s why Vrba Stefanov didn’t play for Pelister?

Stern: Yeah thats why. You still dont get it, dont you?

LBJ: Get what?

Stern: The fact that I’m the God in basketball and I TOLD him not to play for Pelister Bitola.

Bosh: Very good decision sir.

Wade: Yeah nigga, Vrba is a hell of a player.

Stern: OK, like I said I think its going to be the Heat, but I’m still 100% sure. Now would you excuse me, I have ameeting with Dikembe Mutombo to tell him that he’ll play a year for the Knicks.

LBJ: But sir, the Knicks suck.

Stern: Yeah I know. The Knicks fans’ are so annoying I had to give them the best shot-blocker in the NBA. After one season I’ll send him to Houston and there he’ll finish his career with the Rockets.

Bosh: But sir, its bad for him to play for the Knicks. Whyyy?

Stern: Because I say so! I’m the boss in the NBA. Don’t you get it?! In 2002 why do you think the Lakers, which I LOVE and ADORE, beat the Kings in the western conference finals?! Because I said so! Yeah, I know that this year the Spurs won, but thats why the Lakers are signing Gary Payton and Karl Malone this summer. In the upcoming years I’ll make sure that the Lakers reach and even pass the 16 titles that the Celtics have!!! And though I HATE the Celtics, for a few years I’ll bring KG and Ray Allen in Boston and MAYBE I’ll let them win one title because they havent won for nearly 20 years, just to make others believe that I don’t completely support the Lakers, even though that is true.
Now, Im sorry but I really have to go to meet Mutombo and after that I’ll have lunch with Iverson and Carmelo to tell them that they’ll play together in Denver in a couple of years.

Wade: OK than see you sir.

LBJ and Bosh: See ya.

LBJ: Damn who is gonna wait for 7 years just to win a title? [looking at Wade] You lucky bastard !

Wade: [laughs ] Its not my fault.

LBJ: Yeah whatever. C’mon, let’s go.

Bosh: Great. idea. But, where are we going???

END

Се надевам дека ви се допадна оваа прикаска, сто и не е многу далеку од реалноста… )

Идејата за пародијава е моја, ама немаше да успеам без помошта од Igor_23.