Jul 30
Не знам колку треба да си луд, пореметен или пак гладен за внимание за да се појавиш на јавен спортски настан во Кливлленд со Мајами дрес со број 6 на Леброн. Посебно после сето она што летово се случуваше помеѓу Лебронтије и градот и жителите на Кливленд, не само фановите на Кавси.
Инаку, ова се случува на домашен меч од МЛБ лигата на Кливленд Индијанс.
А типот е ментос. Ама не бомбоните.
July 30th, 2010 at 21:52
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July 30th, 2010 at 21:52
MENTOS – DEFINITIVNO
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Nadvor od temata na ovoj post, sigurno se sekavate na postot ”Kan ne bi trebal da se zakaca so Veber”…
Epa koga sme kaj idiotot Kan, podgotviv nesto slicno na ona ”The decision 2003”
Samo ovoj pat pisuvam sam, bez podrskata od Igor_23, koj momentalno ne e vo Sk i moram da priznaam deka ke mi odi potesko, bidejki Igor e podvizna enciklopedija koga se zboruva za NBA.
Kako i da e, eve kako bi izgledala PARODIJATA:
It was a long rainy night…
Few minutes before midnight, on 11 July 2010, David Kahn was sitting in his office, watching a video tape, with the draft night ’03 on it.
Meanwhile, Michael Beasley enters the office.
MB: Good evening sir. You wanted to see me…
Kahn: Shhh… (in the same moment on the tape the Pistons are telling the audience that they are taking Darko Milicic like a second pick in the first round of the draft…)
Look at him. Just look at this glorious man standing tall and proud next to David Stern (makes a ridiculous satisfying face). Just look at that beautiful smile, those teeth that are shining, even more than the ones of Magic Johnson…
MB: Sir, I think that’s a very nice hyperbole u r saying.
Kahn: What?! Are u trying to say that I am lying?!
MB: No, no. But it’s fact that almost everybody thinks that Magic is the one in the NBA with a beautiful smile…
Kahn: Magic WAS the one with the smile, but now it’s Milicic, the best player in the NBA, the best player of all time.
MB: But sir, all NBA players are saying that the best player now is Kobe…
Kahn: Yeah, yeah…
I know. Kobe this, Kobe that…
No one realizes that THE ONE is definitely DK#31, not KB#24.
MB: DK? You mean DM, right?
Kahn: No, u moron! DK!
MB: Ooo, I get it. DK is his nickname, right?
Kahn: Yes. U know, after all, u r not so stupid (smiles).
MB: Thank u sir. But what does DK means? Drift killer? Like the Japanese dude in ”Fast n furious – Tokyo drift”?
Kahn: I was happy about u for a couple of minutes, but now I see that u really are VERY STUPID MAN!
DK means DARK KNIGHT!!! You know, like Batman- superhero. Get it???
MB: Yeah, yeah. But that’s Manu’s nickname sir. You know, the accident with the bat…
Kahn: Nigga, we can’t say that Manu is Batman or Batmanu just because he killed ONE bat! And for your information, Batman doesn’t kill bats.
MB: Ooo, now I get it. So, u r trying to say that Dark Knight Milicic loves bats? (smiles happily like he gets it for real)
Kahn: Are u serious?
MB: Yeah! And I am happy too! (smiles again)
Kahn: (makes a disappointing face) Whatever…
MB: So, why did you called me?
Kahn: Well, u know that tomorrow is the trade, when u officially become one of us…
MB: Yeah, I know. And I am looking forward to it.
Honestly, I was scared to stay in Miami and win a title with the big 3, because I think that I am too young for that.
But here I know that that’s not gonna happen.
Kahn: Well, unfortunately, for u, THAT’S GONNA HAPPEN HERE IN MINNESOTA!
MB: How?
Kahn: What do u mean how?
Did u forget that now we have DK – THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NBA OF ALL TIME!
MB: Sir, I know that now we have Milicic, but according to everyone in the world, Michael Jordan is the BEST OF ALL TIME!
Kahn: Maybe, but that’s just for now. And to remind u – in 2004 DK won NBA title with the Pistons, so now in Minnesota he has to win 6 more, like Jordan did in Chicago, and pass MJ with 7 titles, and then he will officially be THE BEST!
MB: OK sir. Now let’s get back to the trade.
Kahn: Yes. I have some questions for u.
Which number would u like to be on your jersey? 30?
MB: Well, I was thinking and I would like to have 8 on my back.
Kahn: Why 8?
MB: Because Roger Mason is my favourite player and I think that he is the best. After Milicic, of course.
Kahn: Yeah, u r right. Mason is a hell of a player – he’s got 3-point shot, he is black, and…
Well, that’s enough for such a great player like him.
But I am talking about Roger Mason, not Desmond Mason.
MB: I know. Desmond Mason is the one that won the slam dunk contest in 2001, when he jumped over a man and dunked. BIG DEAL! Roger can do that too.
Kahn: Definitely.
I wanted to ask u something. I haven’t told anyone, and I would like to hear your opinion.
MB: Sure. What’s the whole thing about?
Kahn: I am thinking of renaming the team and changing our official logo.
MB: WHAT?! WHY?!
Kahn: That’s why. Now listen…
I want to replace the wolf that is on the logo with a picture of Dark Knight Milicic showing his teeth, angrily, and showing that he is the one that is hungry for winning. And maybe we will put a pair of bat wings in the back of the logo, because of his new nickname. So what do u think?
MB: Well, it could be good.
Kahn: What do u mean ”it could be good”? It’s gonna be the best logo that the league has ever had.
And talking about renaming, I am thinking to rename the Minnesota Timberwolves in MILICIC TIMBERWOLVES!
A?! What do u think?!
MB: Great, sir! Very great!
Kahn: Haha! I knew u would like it!
Well that’s all for now. See u tomorrow. And don’t tell anyone about this, I want to surprise DKM and that is going to be a ”thank u” gesture.
MB: OK sir. Anything else?
Kahn: Yes. I almost forgot. Don’t smoke marijuana anymore, OK?
You can take some heroin now, because it’s better when a man makes changes in his life.
MB: OK sir. See u tomorrow. Bye!
Kahn: Bye!
END
Se nadevam deka uzivavte vo prikaznata, koja, pak ke kazam kako i za prethodnata, ne e mnogu daleku od realnosta.
I za kraj, 2011 NBA Champions – MILICIC TIMBERWOLVES!!!!!!!!!!
July 31st, 2010 at 21:52
Звер! Брао за трудот, земи книга пишувај
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Го имаш талентот ( за вакви ствари , не и за баскет
Има по некои ситни јазични грешки, али нишо страшно…
)))))) :p